Saturday evening news–
Everyone’s riveted to the small screen.
On a Saturday night,
When the news is on;
No pressure to succeed.
The week has gone
And the weekend is here,
Sit back and enjoy the news that everyone is captured by,
Except the presenter; who would sooner be somewhere else, on a
Slipping up on his words,
Like paradise lost
Like there’s just a half hour to go, he thinks