Good old golf:
More comforting than the news,
Smells quite pleasant,
Feels as nice as the angels;
A fabulous show.
I wouldn’t play a game of golf. No, not at all.
But I would sit down and enjoy two hours of
Watching the professionals and the amateurs
Have a go at a hole in one,
And I’d laugh,
To escape the daily grind—
Of the news and in what I find—
Better watch a game of golf,
To avoid the hard things in life.
How hard is golf?